Andrew J. Lederer

best i can figure is i lost it in november, the next to last time (thus far/that i know of) that my gym lock was cut for keeping things in it overnight.

don't know why i would have left something like that in there but i was movin' around at the time and i might have indulged some bad thinking 'cause i wanted a lighter backpack.

maybe i didn't notice it 'til now 'cause my friend's old cellphone is similar-looking and, naturally, i still have that, about which i care little.

my solitary, improvisational talk-throughs of "me and hitler," my well-reviewed 2005 edinburgh show, were on it along with the unbelievably confused first performance. (the second night was great.

when are they gonna make those machines that can pull memories out of your head and record them for external retrieval and presentation to others?