Andrew J. Lederer

i don't think i've ever been in a place with more broken/unhinged toilet seats than the uk.

i'm staying with apologized because it was too cold and he had to close the windows and turn on the heat. but he wanted to know why i like it so cold. can he not know that i keep the windows open, not because i like the cold, but so that i can breathe?

he closed all the windows.

and lit a cigar.

then reopened his loft window a crack.

but it was not enough.