Andrew J. Lederer

1. I have nice eyes,
2. I have a cute nose.
3. My mouth is too small.
3. My tongue is too big and fat, both for my mouth and in general.
4. The bottom part of my face is generally inferior to the top part.
5. My underbite, too-small mouth, and too-fat tongue lead to a reptilian tongue-darting not, apparently, appealing to mammals.
6. My jaw and tongue are unpleasantly reminiscent of someone's grandmother.
7. My posture and general body-type make me look fatter than I am.
8. Goose ham from Harrod's is good.
9. I am not perfect.