Andrew J. Lederer

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05/19/08

Saturday, on my way to a Bar Mitzvah,

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I stopped to check out my reflection in the window of a car.

Satisfied I looked beautiful in my dressy jacket and linen trousers, I stepped away from the reflection and immediately felt something squishy under my shoe.

I so hoped it wasn't shit.

And it wasn't.

It was a moldering rat.

Got to the event just as the service was starting and, I guess, with decomposing rodent on the sole of my shoe, technically, I was defiling the synagogue.

Fortunately, it was a reform temple.

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Andrew J. Lederer

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