Well I've had another look through the searches that people have put into google to find my blog, and they're ace again some of them at least. Here's a selection of the best:

toby hadoke gay

chris stokes girlfriend

shameless lesbian truck driver

phone numbers you can call from your mobile to wank to in ireland

Leanne Ross topless

blow job party organise

movies of people sticking their bum out and going to poo on the floor

the first one to bring me a half crown

I'm sure Leasnne will be please that people are trying to find topless shots of her, and I don't understand the Toby one, but my two favourites are the one that some guy's put into google to find sex lines in Ireland that he can get from his mobile phone, surely there's no need for the elaborate language, but as Ed Byrne points out the Irish have a lyrical quality to their use of language this beautiful way with words,m which in this case was used to soil a sock whilst talking from a mobile phone.

My other favourite is "movies of people sticking their bum out and going to poo on the floor" I'm guessing from the way that the language is used this if from a 14 year-old or possibly younger who's using the internet either for a funny Mpeg that a friend's told them about or they're a junior pervert, just starting to discover the joys of coprophilia for the fist time. Before long he or she will have grown up and will be lying under a glass topped coffee table watching their partner giving birth to a brown trout onto it whilst they wank themselves into a froth.

If that's what they're into it's a shame it wasn't them who was in the hospital bed that a friend of mine was in a couple of years back, she was telling me about how it was fine in hospital for the first few days until they brought in a posh, but senile old woman and put her into the bed next to he. Said old woman apparently spent the day alternatively shitting herself and masturbating. apparently it was down with the bed sheets and up with the nightie and then there was a furtive scrabbling. But that's my friends story, there's more to it but it's not my place to talk.

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