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17/07/07

English (UK)   Things I've realised in the last 24 hours  -  Categories: News  -  @ 12:30:49 am

GHB is nasty stuff and about the only drug in the world to make me puke my guts up and then some.


Anyone who describes you as looking like a testicle with the face of a pig, whilst being very very funny indeed, is not your friend.


And that I really don't like passive-aggressive people, they bring out the worst parts of my character.


Don't judge me, you weren't there.


The last thing you expect when you're opening a 'fridge at 2 in the morning is omeone leaing over your shoulder and incessantly repeating the phrase "Fist-fucking, fist-fucking"


I love you all (except the passive aggressive ones, you can fuck off.)

BB xXx

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Comment from: Trump [Visitor] Email
I'm one of those random people who've seen you live (one of the 15 who were at the Oldham gig the other week) and I think you were/are cool.

stop taking drugs. your hair'll never curl and you'll end up skittish.

PermalinkPermalink 17/07/07 @ 22:29
Comment from: Bethany Black [Member]
Thank you for your concern, though I am very much in a phase of semi-retirement these days, and it's only on rare occasions that my inability to resist peer pressure comes out and I do something really stupid thinking "This'll make all the cool kids like me" and then what happens? I make a mess of someone's bathroom and instantly regret my decision.
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