Hello,

Please can somebody look at my BBC video on youtube or at least pretend to I seem to have to least hits EVER

This is the link

Thanks everyone,

The Cliff

Please note this is NOT a true story just inspired by one :D

OK this next one is a bit awkward. Basically I got annoyed with everyone in my show and how I usually deal with that is to draw nasty cartoons about everyone so what follows is a scathing and unfounded attack on my shipmates, you'll be pleased to know we all made up (not that they noticed I was annoyed anyway) and I like them all very much:

Hello fans!

I really don't have much to draw about at the moment, my life in Edinburgh has become a routine of waking up late, doing my freelance job, flyering if it's my go, doing the show, show rubdown with showmates, a show (or more freelance work), late gig, drinking to death.

I went to the LOFT BAR for the first time the other night, alot of my friends think that place is lame because of all the schmoozing & people looking over your shoulders (here's a toon I did about it last year)

But that really depends on the sort of person you are. If you are a big schmoozy-head then being in such surroundings is likely leave a big gaping void where your soul should be - on the other hand you can just treat it as a big petting zoo and get over excited about anyone "Don't look now but JOE WILKINSON just walked in!!". Damn those cocktails are good too.

Also this is a general request - can anyone with a decent internet connection & laptop at their house please get in touch urgently! I have a laptop but I get internet through my phone so i can't download large files without getting into trouble & I desperately need to download a 1GB file for work.

Why did I take on freelance work!? i am such a douche! I saved up plenty of money for the trip but I think I am like that guy in shawshank redemption, the library one that hangs himself - it's like i need that structure in my life but with him it was prison and with me it's web development.