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02/08/07

English (UK)   The important things  -  Categories: Blog  -  @ 03:40:40 pm

Everyone seems to be writing about how their first show went. Everyone, that is, who had a good first show. I'm just glad it was long enough. Quantity, not quality.
I've got far more important things to report:
- Game console now hooked up to projector in the house - Show is now irrelevant.
- I nearly hanged Paul Foot this morning. I could have killed him with a single flick of the wrist but I refrained, because I am a benevolent God.
- We live in the gay area of town. The pubs are friendly, but it seems that the Scottish gay community aren't overly keen on cricket. This is a shame for them.
- First PR gaffe (not on my part): next time you're handed an Avalon brochure, check my flyer. The page opposite contains one thing, the word 'DISAPPOINTED?' in large letters. Lovely.
- I've already had a sit down and a bitch. Anyone who says they don't do that is lying. I'm glad I got mine started nice and early so I can get down to the business of being two-faced with a new-found vigour.

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