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05/07/07

English (UK)   I'll be waiting, with a gun and a pack of sandwiches...  -  Categories: Blog  -  @ 03:28:53 pm

Today, I have seen three men openly pissing in Camden. So we're not allowed to smoke in pubs but pissing in public is cool. For the record, I've also seen on three separate occassions in the last year, various tramp's curling one out. One of the tramps was so mashed that he sat in it. I had to laugh. Gutted.

I'm meeting my mate Brian tonight and we're going to the pub and its going to be all strange. Pubs without smoke are like the Queen Vic. Or like Epcot centre in Florida. The world showcase. Have you been? Theres a whole section which is countries of the world and they're ALL really boring, excepy Yugoslavia was good cause there was a ride on that one. Anyway in the UK one, they had a "typical london pub" where you couldn't smoke and it was 'orrible. Thats how lifes like here.

Eastenders did make me laugh though....They really over acknowledged the ban. Dot walks into the new Queen Vic (that looks the same) with a fag in her mouth and Peggy's like "Oh NO Dot. You cannot smoke in here. There is a ban on. This means there is no smoking in pubs. You must go outside. You will be fined." Haaa haaa!

Yeah ....anyway I needed a break so thought I'd write another blog. I'm sending a million press emails (for the Edinburgh show) to media types and its taking AGES. I also have a read receipt thing on my pooter (computer) and I've noticed that some recipients from a well known Newspaper are deleting my email without reading it. HOW RUDE! I know what your doing! Yeah the jokes on you because....yeah.



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