23/07/07
If I only could, I'd make a deal with God..... -
Categories: MESSAGE TO ALL MEN. Stop opening your legs excessively when sitting on public transport. You look stupid and its unneccesary. If you MUST air your sweaty balls can you please do it in YOUR OWN TIME and not when next to me. Many thanks/wanks.
Right thats that then. My week so far has been jolly. Last wednesday the radio show went ace. Although due to a technical hitch the show started half hour late and I was pleased to see emails in the SW1 Radio inbox asking where I'd gone! YEAH! They love all my mundane chatter. So this wednesday 4-6pm again as usual listen online at SW1 Radio.
After the show I went along to a karaoke night at the K Box in Leicester Square with some pals, some comics, some not and it was ACE. If you've never been, let me explain the concept to you (other than doing er....karaoke.) Right the K-Box consists of lots of little rooms/booths where in a group of people go into a BOOTH, each one named a different region in the world. The party then proceed to select and belt out songs. At first I must admit I wanted to run for the exit. But as I started to drink a magical substance known as ALCOHOL, it turned into the bestest place in the entire world.
As you walk around the building there are corridors with lots of rooms along them and from each, you can hear raucous groups of people belting out the likes of Queen and Abba. At one point I went to the loo and I noticed this 30-something bloke wondering around suited and booted & clutching a brief case. He was trying to find his colleague's booth, he'd just come from the office having had to work late. He asked me if I knew the way. I replied "One question. Are you sober?" To which he replied "yes." To which I roared "RUUUNN!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!" He looked scared by my warning (I was serious) but carried on looking for his lost team regardless.
What a great night but AWFUL hangover the next day. Never mind only myself to blame. Just me.
Saturday day, I put up my curtains. BY MYSELF. Thats right. I had to put up the pole and everything. I had to screw plastic screw things into the wall by hand. I sweated a profuse amount, but am extremely proud of myself.
Saturday night my good pal karen came over to my flat for a chat and a couple of glasses of wine. This swiftly shifted into an impromptu disco. YAY.
Sunday I decided to take a stroll into Greenwich Market and it was fab. I set my face to boho-chic and mingled in with my fellow greenwich-ers. I also went down to the Cutty Sark and the Thames. There I saw the TOWER which is the documentary currently being show on Beeb 1 - monday nights. Its a good documentary. Really well filmed and with great music.
And that brings me to today. I read in the paper today that there could be cases of identity theft for people who use FACEBOOK and MYSPACE. As in if you have your date of birth, marital status, and all that crap on there. I'm changing my profile. I can just IMAGINE how many people wish they could be me. (roll eye smile thing would go here but I dunno how to do it)
Tomorrow is our second to last Edinburgh preview at The Perseverance in Marylebone. YAY! 8:00pm and its ace. 11 Shroton Street. Come along! Tony Law is doubling up with us and doing his preview after ours. Hurrah!
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