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03/09/07

English (UK)   Oh ok then, I’ll try again....next year. (next year)  -  Categories: Blog  -  @ 01:00:27 pm

Yeah so I had a jolly weekend - starting out at the pub on friday night with some of my pals from work. Later on I suddenly became inexplainably drunk so I decided to hot foot it home to catch the last hour of BB. This was a mistake as it was too late, I'd gone off big bro a while ago and nothing Davina or Brian could say would change that. Suddenly it was the next day (how) and I was waking up in my lovely comfy bed with a lovely mini hang-over.

The plan for today (saturday) was to do my nails (I have a diploma in acrylics, YES - IS THERE ANY SKILL I DON'T HAVE) and to watch the Hollyoaks omnibus on E4. Hannah's a big anorexic and is all obsessed, its ace! She's gone all spotty and dependent on her freaky friend. Great stuff. So, all seemed to go to plan for saturday, I'm typing with my talons right now. They're really porn, just like me.

Saturday night gareth and I watched Saw 2 and 3. For a while now I've been refusing to watch the Saw's as I thought they were horror which I can't stand. Horror is, making me jump for no reason, scary things that don't exist, like vampires and all that (except in Germany) and in general unneccesary blood and gore. HOWEVER, this was not what Saw was. Saw was a thriller and alothough a bit gory had a great story line so I would recommend this to one and all.

(Hey Loose women have a new set! Just watching it now in the background)

Sunday I went to see my Ma and Pa which was lovely as I haven't seen them for a good few weeks thanks to the ed fest, so that was lovely catching up and making them feel guilty for not coming to see Sandy Hole in ed. I gave cuddles to Timmy and Flugel too (my two cats) and asked if my mum had any Wonderwebb but she didn't.

The ultimate pleasure of the weekend happened when I embarked on my annual Cold Feet Marathon. I have the boxset of DVD's and I bloody love it. I drank some gin, smoked some fags and went to bed.

I've come to the conclusion I eat too much salt, I've just put TWO sachets on my Spag Bol which I obtained from the staff canteen. Should I be worried? I don't think so. Look at hamsters, they have a salt WHEEL!! Whats that about. They do random licks on it. Thats TOO MUCH SALT.

So, how am I feeling after the Edinburgh aftermath? I feel cool. I've booked the Hen and Chickens now for Catface Cabaret. Whats a space soon, for more details.

Have a great week.

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