07/09/07
Makes me run a little bit faster, makes my skin a little bit thicker... -
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Leanne DIGGINS
@ 12:33:45 pm
Thank God its Friday! "Thanks God.".
I've had quite a good week in summary, and I have a fabulous girls night planned for this evening. Now let me just point out here that I don't do "girls nights out" usually because they make me cringe, as do hen nights. I can't stand this hypocritical thing that women do which is to give it the "Sisters are doing it for themselves" and all that shit, but when push comes to shove alot of them are a bunch of bitches ready to stab their mates in the back as quick as you can say "Hang on, I fancied him first!"
Yes if the truth be known lots of women don't have the TRUE sisterhood vibe that I speak of. I blame Heat Magazine... Always pointing out imperfections of the almost perfect celebs in this world, doesn't promote things like anorexia and all that, more like bitchiness to the extreme. Sending it down the lines to all the gulliable teenage girls out there.... Nope my pals and I have true sister-hood going on - and thus we don't need to go on crazy night's out screeching "I will survive!" at the tops of our voices.
So I arranged this fabulous night out for six of us and out we shall go. We're going out in my (new) manor which is Greenwich and we shall drink and laugh but not screech and sing. We won't do that thing women do, where they pretend to be lesbians so boys might speak to them. I do like women, I DO! Please don't see this as an attack on women its not. Its not. I just get sick of women who don't stick together.
Poor example': 2 years ago I was "seeing" a man for about 4 months. Unbenownst to me, he was simply sleeping with me regularly which isn't the same thing. After a while I started to get a bit bored of being used, having the occassional act of reassurance thrown at me, and thought, "actually, I quite like myself," so wasn't sure of how much more using I could take. We had some cross texts between us - and I was very hurt.
A couple of weeks later, I went to a function and at the function was this strange man who'd been sleeping with me, and there on his arm was a lady who was clearly his girlfriend. I kept my cool for about 6 drinks and then I was very very angry. I went up to the man and I was very angry to him. I was sad too. The lady with him shifted uncomfortably but my beef wasn't with her, it never was, even if she'd known about me, it wasn't her problem, it was all HIS. (this is an act of sister hood) I eventually had to be bundled into a cab by my good pal Pats (another act of sister-hood) and home I went. I never contacted him again.
Many months later it emerged that the lassie with him that night knew who I was, but I didn't know who she was - and through a mutual pal we met up and she divulged that she was the girlfriend at the function with the strange man that had slept with me regularly. We'd had an over lap of about 3 months. But me and her, well, we became firm friends. She is great and he's a COCK.
SO! Tonight should be GREAT! Wooh! I got my shopping from Tesco online and there was lots of wine in the delivery, also bits and bobs to eat. We plan to sufficiently line our tummy's at my flat and then head on out.
The rest of the weekend is pretty busy too. Seeing my parents tomorrow so that I can get rid of the crapola I've had at their house for the last decade. Sunday its mine and Gareth's 1 year anniversery. Yes I can't quite believe it myself cause he's really whiney. Only joking. Or am I? We had an argue today, cause the oysters I ordered to be delivered didn't come which was all HIS fault. "how is it MY fault?" he says.. God. Not really, he a lovely little cat head and we're going to have a day of lovely-ness.
It was my last show at SW1 Radio on wednesday so now I'm setting about making my audio reel so that I can submit it to one and all.
And finally, Catface Cabaret is booked and confirmed for the 4th November for a special gunpowder, treason and plot edition. Pappy's Fun Club, Anthony Davies (of LBC fame), Brian and Kystal, Evie Anderson and Amphlett & Candy will be starring in this show, at the Hen and Chickens in Islington! Get booking!
Have a lovely weekend
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