23/10/07
I heard that you were talking shit and you didn’t think that I would hear it.... -
Categories: Blog -
Leanne DIGGINS
@ 01:59:13 pm
My hands are covered in blisters and my right buttock is pulled. BUT MY FURNITURE IS UP! Thats quite an achievement. My good pal Heather came over to help me and help me she did. We just had to have a system. We got the system and we did it!
Granted, by the time it got round to 11pm and we were assembling the last chest of drawers we were down to playing, "Guess the TV Theme tune" and Heather claimed she knew the dance to "Wizbit" when once she'd performed it, we both realised she didn't know this dance, and I gladly demonstrated this by performing it accurately. Heather then claimed that "Button Moon" was sexist. "Why?" I asked. "Because the daughter wasn't ever allowed to go with Mr Spoon on a trip in the spaceship" I never noticed that to be honest, I just thought she wasn't old enough or something. The crescendo of the game came around midnight when I started to sing the popular kids show "Lets Pretend" and Heather said rather seriously that my version of this sounded ghostly and eerie. (I was singing it quite slowly so maybe that was it.)
Now my flat looks like I've just moved in again with crapola everywhere, but its all new smelling like the shop "Texas" which I don't think exists anymore.
So I read in the news today that children as young as ten will be judging other youth on their crimes and wrong doings. WHAT!??
"Kids are taking over with their 'no-rule', adults SUCK mentality... "
"I KNOW! Lets give them MORE power."
Good one.
In other news I've got a hacky cough, its gross.
I have two gigs this weekend, both MCing in far away places. Friday's in Bury St Edmunds, and Sunday night's is Portsmouth. I love MCing, its my very favourite thing in the whole world (of comedy). Only problem with this is, sunday is the last "Soprano's". Sunday's penultimate episode was mental. I haven't got Sky Plus which means I'll have to watch it tuesday which means that my mates Leon and Denis will know whats happened before me and that simply will not do.
Gareth's in Scotland at the moment doing The Stand at both Edinburgh and Glasgow, and apparently the Ed one last night when damned well! Jolly good!
Oh my God I had a rehearsal on thursday for Catface Cabaret and me and two of my dancer friends are doing this new routine in one part of the show. They're so good at dancing, like they're out of Top of the Pops, and its WELL hard to keep up with their Pineapple Studio's style moves.. Don't forget, this show is on the 4th November. Come along if you can.
I'm contemplating going for a sun bed. Tiz true, I am almost see-through with pale-ness and I do have 100 mins to use up at Fitness First for ladies, but its cold out. Hmmm yeah, I'll go. Next time I write I shall be a bronze goddess. (sort of)...
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