Hello! How are you? Good? Thats nice to hear!

Catface Cabaret was on Sunday and it was lots of fun. The audience figure was at an all time low which greatly dissapointed me, but it was probably one of the jolliest audiences & combined with the tres bien acts made for a great christmas send off.

Check out my my space profile www.myspace.com/leannediggins for a clip from last month's cabaret. I um-ed and er-ed about putting that video up because although my tummy is supposed to be flabbing about, I hadn't realised it would be that circular. Oh well. Okse says its just contentment so er... Check out my contented tummy and dance routine - I'm conveying one of my emotions using the gift of dance. Can you guess what it is? Thats right, I love myself.

So I've done all my Christmas Shopping now and it was as traumatic as I suspected it would be. I went to the Glades Shopping centre in Bromley yesterday on my day off - it was stupidly windy. Like so windy it nearly made me cry with frustration. Ah well its done now ain't it. GOODO.

I lied to someone the other day and said I only ate fish cause he was a vegan. I felt I had to. I also lied to a shop assistant in Tesco last week. I'd bought party food cause I like loaded potato skins etc, and the cashier said "Are you having a party?" and I felt such a fat pig that I said "Yes" and she said "when is it, today or tomorrow?" and I said "Tomorrow." Then she said "Have fun!" and I said "Thanks, WE will".

Have a great christmas and God bless us everyone.

Right I am getting FUCKED off with Face Book. It keeps leaving me feeling foolish. Pour example', It says that people voted me best singer like, and best looking and stuff and it turns out that's a default thing. How embarrassing, there was I thinking that I had loads of admirers and its all been a cruel game.

It also says on my wall that I've said that certain people are HOTTEST or BEST PERSONALITY and I didn't even SAY THAT! Makes me look a right tit. I never even said you were hot, or marriage material or NOTHING. Also, I tried to amend my personal details, cause I don't want people stealing my identity and it said the changes were amended and then clear as day they seem to be back again! I'm considering deleting the account and starting over. However, its taken me ages to stalk-book a load of my so called friends so what shall I do? I'm in a real quandry.

I'm in a bit of a weird mood this week in general. I know tiz the season to be popular and I'm gettin' involved, but it all seems such a chore. I also haven't done any christmas shopping and that sux dogs dix. I've got monday off after Catface Cabaret so I intend to go for it then. (Thats right, Catface Cabaret is on on sunday @ the Hen and Chickens for a special CHRISTMAS BONANZA)

I have committed to several knees ups over the SILLY season, and I'm going to go to all of them but now I can't cope with the hangovers like in the good old days. The days where all of the christmas period rolled into one, with just a few flash backs to scenes such as my mates quietly posting my cardigan through my parent's front door after a night out, so as not to alert shouty mum. ( I'd dropped it on the lawn on staggering outta the cab).She luckily had her back to the door but I could see it. Made me laugh, she shouted more. I'd then have about 4 hours sleep and hop off to work all jaunty. Probably I didn't hop but I was bloody better off than I am now. These days if I'm jaunty in the morning its cause I'm still mashed.

The silly season. What a cringeworthy term. GOD. More like, "have a reason to not look so much of an alcoholic" season. More like "Why don't you all just FUCK OFF" season. So, come new year I plan to plan to plan... its always bloody planning. Why can't you just do what you say you will? Oh no my inner monologue is transferring directly onto this blog without me vetting it first. I'm sorry I have to go.

Yeah so all's ok with me. We did our last ever show of "A Night in Sandy Hole" last week and it went really well. Finally we got the Industry types we needed to be there and so far we've had some great feedback. We're hosting "Falling down with laughter" tomorrow and then we shall be starting a "Sandy Hole" night at a secret venue which I can't disclose yet cause its a secret.

I had a cool weekend with a couple of drinks on friday night in Camden and then saturday rehearsals with Caroline. After which we opened a bottle of sparkling wine and proceeded to 80's ourselves up for Evie's party saturday night. It was lots of fun - we decided to go as Hilly and Debs out of "Weird Science". (they were the "girlfriends").

See how cool we look here! (evie was the lady from Flashdance) Check out my QUIFF!

Sunday was spent rolling around and clutching my stomach. Much fun.

Today on the way to work at approx 9:39am outside Camden Tube there was a mad man shouting random abuse at people. Not the usual man with the cowboy hat and beard but another one. A newcomer. I felt inexplicably angry. I thought "What RIGHT have you, to shout abuse at people for no reason?" I came SO close to going up to him and screaming "GET FUCKED!!!!!" Like properly close..... But I didn't. I think its cause today I woke up in a good mood. I've been reading my beauty bible and all seems right in the world thats why.

So, wednesday its Catface Comedy on at the Bath House in Soho. Line up includes, Alexis Dubus, Tony Cowards, Gareth Berliner and JOSIE LONG headlining. (Lil' ol me will be MCing). Starts at 8:30pm.... come one, come all!