05/08/07
Edinburgh 1 -
Categories: 31 Jul 2007
Last minute cast members joining Bunker Thinks He's Hunter. Losing a member for the last week. Gaining two members for the last week. Not having a full run of either Edinburgh shows. Having previews cancelled. Having cunts in the audience. Passing my driving test. Having my car break down on me two days before I give a lift to three other comics. Moving house. Getting my own radio show and plugging the Free Festival. Tears, tantrums, cross dressing, nudity, wankers, bastards, fuckers, madams, drinking, smoking, shouting, laughing, piss taking, flirting, skeletons leaping out of cupboards, trips to the clap clinic and molestation of farmyard animals. My god, what a life.
Yes, Belgrave's back with his 3rd Edinburgh blog. First he was afraid, second he was petrified, third he's camping it up like a disco diva. Yeah, Edinburgh rocks man. I'm doing two full shows and sometimes up to four with MCing at the Underbelly and Lindsay's bar. This doesn't include any guest spots I'll try and cram it, but to be honest I think that'll be enough.
I'm sharing a house with Dizzy High, Okse and Mike Manera. We all cook and we all have strange sexual desires. It's a veritable Marquis De Sade and his three dirty brothers under one roof.
I rushed out in my lunch break today and got my car out of the garage. Drove it to where I'm going to live and got the train into work. It only took 90 minutes but I lose my lunch and extended late night tea break. But what with the car breaking down, the tight schedule I have cleverly planned had a massive spanner rammed right up its arse. Or is that Dizzy? I'm seriously stressed, but I've re written the plan. I'm going to crash at my lady's house then get up in the early house and pick the boys up. Then I'll give the comics a lift.
Stay tuned Edinburgh fans. Gonna blog sometimes more than once a day. Coz I'm crazy me.
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