08/08/08
I can't see clearly now, & the rain has gone -
Categories: I've lost both my contact lenses. They're hard lenses so very expensive, and all I know is that I lost them somewhere between The Meadows and The Assembly Rooms. And I'm not sure which route I took. So if everyone could keep an eye out in that vague area for two small transparent lenses somewhere on a pavement, that'd be great. Thanks.
Oh and tonight I forgot to have a wee before the show, so spent the show needing one (it turned into nervous energy, so I feel it made the show all the better). But it was made all the more difficult because the cave I'm in (to call it a venue would be a kindness too far) has now started perpetually leaking from the ceiling onto the stage. So for the whole hour I had to stare at a constant trickling of water right next to me, and try to hold it in... I'll be honest, I thought I felt a droplet during my leather trousers bit, but the leather trousers being leather trousers (they're as tight as a duck's arsehole), the poor droplet had nowhere to go so I think it went back in again. Hopefully the leaking ceiling will be fixed tomorrow, meaning (a) no more stage puddles (from the ceiling or from me), and (b) no more blog posts like this that go into too much detail about micturation.
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