11/08/06
I have decided to take a couple of days off -
Categories: I have decided to take a couple of days off writing this blog to give everyone else a turn to catch up.
I have a silly busy weekend and am not going to get the chance to go on the computer to write it, so come on all you other Chortle blog people - pull your finger out. And I think if all those people with no posts on their blogs yet don't update with SOMETHING by the time the prodigal blog son (ie. me) returns, then they should be wiped off the blog board for just getting free publicity for doing nothing.
Yep, I know it's cruel, but you have to be sometimes and I suggest Mr Steve Chortle Man takes the bull by the horns and fucks them all off in favour of great blogging people like me and...well, just me. I would also suggest Mr Steve Chortle puts the three miserly stars (all right Grouchos you pedant) he begrudgingly awarded my amazing show next to the name of my show on the Chorlte listing, like what he has done for everybody else. I had a low audience tonight and I think this is because my stars weren't displayed properly on this site. As predicted it was a dead good show tonight and more people really should have seen it.
Then there was more breakdancing at the Free Beer Show. I am still the reigning champion. I'm fucking great. Oh, and Pat Monahan touched me in a bad way but...and I swear this is true...he didn't overrun. No word of a lie - he came in on time. Expect this to be the headline on the main Chortle page within the hour.
I know you will miss me during my brief absence. In a way I will miss you too. Let's just do our best shall we? If it gets too much you could always come to my show over the weekend? Could be a laugh...
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