I'm not sure that having a day off yesterday was the right idea. I am feeling more tired now, and for some reason have got it into my head that in the 48hours between doing my show I will have forgotten it entirely.

I didn't really have a proper day off as my mum has arrived (you may have seen the police outriders as her cab went from Waverley to whatever posh hotel she is staying in) so I had to indulge her with dinner last night. It was a nice dinner though - it was at the George hotel. I would advise you go to the George hotel for your dinner at some point - the service is second to none, but I warn you it is a bit pricey. My advice would be to wait till your mum comes up and then get her a bit drunk so she pays. If you have to know I had lamb shank.

I have just had a text to say that my show is meant to be being filmed tonight for a dvd release (by dvd release I mean that I will get a dvd of the filming and then make my own cover for it and put it on my shelf so that when strangers are in my house they can believe that I had a dvd out). I can't see there being a big audience in tonight so, at the moment, I am trying to get the filming to be done on another day. Not sure I want a film of me trying and trying to a few people for an hour committed to dvd for posterity. Plus, as we know, my mum will be in the audience and she has this habit (entirely unintentional) of speaking out loud at gigs. Just the ocassional "oh, that's terrible" when I say something naughty, but it's still there. I told her last night that she does this but she denied it flatly. This is how I know it is unintentional.

I have decided to start collecting home made topless pictures so why not send yours to me?

Please help me to win this bet.

Leave a comment

Comments:

No Comments for this post yet...

This post has 19 feedbacks awaiting moderation...

Leave a comment:

Name:

Email:

Your email address will not be displayed on this site.

Site/Url:

Your URL will be displayed.

Comment text:

Allowed XHTML tags: <p, ul, ol, li, dl, dt, dd, address, blockquote, ins, del, span, bdo, br, em, strong, dfn, code, samp, kdb, var, cite, abbr, acronym, q, sub, sup, tt, i, b, big, small>

Options:

Auto-BR (Line breaks become <br />)
Remember me (Set cookies for name, email and url)
Allow message form (Allow users to contact you through a message form (your email will NOT be displayed.))