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12/08/06

English (UK)   Bumblelion loves hats  -  Categories: News  -  @ 04:45:47 am

Hello agayn! Bumblelion heer! Ruths been owt verry layte. It wos Isy Suttie's burthdey and Ruth went dansing...shee didunt tayke mee tho! But I dont reely mynde cos apparuntly it wos indee/elektro and I amm more into Soft Rock. Bumblelion liykes Bonnie Tyler! She's howlding owt for a heero til the end ov the nite. I'll bee yoor heero Bonnie Tyler! I am SUPER BUMBLELION! I cann flye and evrything; and I orlways hav a choclit barr in my bagg witch I dont miynd shairing.

I havv a nyce bagg its brawn and i bort it in a shop.
I orlso havv a hatt which is orlso nyce.
Butt I didn't gett my hatt in a shop - I stole it off a tramp. He wos kwite a smorl tramp so the hatt fits mee kwite well.

bumblehat

Ruth sedd she mett a man corled Richard Hersd and he hadd a cullecshun of flooral shurts. I think I wood lyke too meet him cos I lyke shurts. Its hard when yoor a Bumblelion to fynde shurts that fit you - butt if this mann is an ex-pert in shurts then maybee hee will know orl the shurt shopps in Edinbur and wee cann go ther toogether and wee cann be shurt buddies.

Ok Im off now cos im tyred and I wont a biskit

Luve Bumblelion xxx

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