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15/08/06

English (UK)   Lionel and the lion  -  Categories: News  -  @ 08:14:31 pm

Does anyone else know that poem about the boy whose name was Jim?
(There was a boy, his name was Jim, his...something something something...of him) - it was about a boy (whose name was Jim) who got eaten by a Lion.

And the story about Longshanks, Girth and Keen, who were three freaks, who for some reason all lived a forest and enjoyed helping princes (the plural of prince; not the tinned fish company) try to rescue princesses from the clutches of an evil witch...Longshanks had enormously long legs; Girth was so fat that he could drink an entire Ocean - and Keen had really good eyesight...I don't really remember how that helped the prince.
It was a slightly strange story.

Or maybe I misread it, and it was actually about Keane - the popular yet astoundingly mundane 'band' with the chubby and astoundingly uncharismatic leadsinger. If it was, I expect they would have rescued the princess by boring the witch to death with their pointless wailing.

So. Hello. It's my day off today. I slept until three. Yes! I plan to go to Late and Live tonight - just for the dancing though, can't be bothered with the comedy (perhaps not a good attitude for someone doing a month-long comedy show). I have been planning this for several nights now, but I keep coming home and falling asleep instead.

Here are some temporary facts (ie they are liable to change with the passage of time):

I have no new messages.
I am 23.
Bumblelion is doing a little dance.

Time to go now.

Ruth x

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