Check me out! Three pages of blog and counting! Not bad for someone who doesn't actually like blogs.

Just a quick one - I wondered momentarily whether Richard Herring's name REALLY Richard Herring? Is that a real name?
To curb my curiousity, I googled the name, and yes - apparently it is a real name. Here, for example, is "Mr Herring's homepage" - possibly the dullest website ever to be made (nothing to do with Richard Herring).
http://edweb.tusd.k12.az.us/dherring/
You'd think with a surname like Herring, you'd at least make an effort to be vaguely jovial or entertaining (I'm still talking about 'Mr Herring'; not Richard Herring) - but no. This man is possibly the dullest man I have ever cyber-spacically stumbled upon. This is how he starts his biography:

"I lived my entire life until I was eighteen in the same house".
This implies, does it not, that he NEVER ACTUALLY LEFT THE HOUSE.

And his biography is ludicrously short! It's basically "I stayed inside my house until I was eighteen. Then I studied engineering for a bit, gave up engineering, took up engineering again, gave up engineering again, got married and had a child. The end"

He also seems to have assembled a random series of totally unconnected photographs (which are clearly not of the same child), which I imagine he has stolen off the internet, in a vain attempt to make his life seem in some way exciting or eventful.

I love the internet. You can make such wonderfully presumptuous assertions about people you will never meet.

Better go. Might have a bath tonight. With lots of nice bubbles.

Lovely bubble
More than double-y
Comfort-ubble
Than a pile of rubble.

That's my poem about bubbles and rubble.
Bye xxx

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