19/08/06

Ah hahaha!!! I am Porgblaa! The evil prince of Goblin night - keeper of the Dungeon of Mingledorp and ruler of the Seventh Sphere of Hell!
I have hacked into this blog using my clever Goblin skills; and now I am injecting evil into the Internet, to kill you slowly whilst you read!
That's right - Porgblaa is the most evil creature of all! See my pointy claws and evil Goblin snout! It looks a bit like a banana, I know - but it's not! It's an evil snout - I shoot out globules of pure evil when I sneeze!
See my evil t-shirt! It is the t-shirt of Pri-Maark; formed by weaving together the hair of demons. It was only £1.99, which I thought was pretty reasonable.
Right, I'm bored now. I'm off to play Dungeons and Dragons with Pete from the Chip shop.
Porgblaa xxx
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