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19/08/06

English (UK)   Porgblaa is coming for your children!  -  Categories: News  -  @ 06:05:16 pm

porgblaa

Ah hahaha!!! I am Porgblaa! The evil prince of Goblin night - keeper of the Dungeon of Mingledorp and ruler of the Seventh Sphere of Hell!

I have hacked into this blog using my clever Goblin skills; and now I am injecting evil into the Internet, to kill you slowly whilst you read!
That's right - Porgblaa is the most evil creature of all! See my pointy claws and evil Goblin snout! It looks a bit like a banana, I know - but it's not! It's an evil snout - I shoot out globules of pure evil when I sneeze!

See my evil t-shirt! It is the t-shirt of Pri-Maark; formed by weaving together the hair of demons. It was only £1.99, which I thought was pretty reasonable.

Right, I'm bored now. I'm off to play Dungeons and Dragons with Pete from the Chip shop.

Porgblaa xxx

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