Well, check me out
I'm using my laptop and wifi internet in the Pleasance courtyard. People might think I'm a journalist. Although they probably won't - they'll think what they usually think - that I'm a silly twat in a brightly coloured coat.

My coat is very bright. It is red - but the brightest shade of red that you could possibly imagine, without it actually being luminous. Is it luminous or illuminous that isn't a real word? I think it's illuminous.
It's one of those fake words.

It's funny that Dildo is a really old word. I'm not certain how old, but it goes back at least to the 17th century, because Rochester wrote a rude play about 'Signior Dildo' - which featured a sculpture of an enormous cock and lots of ladies simulating masturbation.

Gosh, this has got rather rude. Let's make it more rude with the first few lines of Rochester's "A Ramble in St James's Park":

Much wine had passed, with grave discourse
Of who fucks who, and who does worse
(Such as you usually do hear
From those that diet at the Bear),
When I, who still take care to see
Drunkenness relieved by lechery,
Went out into St. James's Park
To cool my head and fire my heart.
But though St. James has th' honor on 't,
'Tis consecrate to prick and cunt.

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Oh dear, someone's phone seems to be accidentally sending me a photo...I wonder what it's of?
Oh no! It was of a horrid man in a scary mask, waving his arms about! He looked like a zombie or a corpse...I don't like it! I'll see if I can put it on here:



I get very upset by that kind of thing.
I am also doubly disturbed because the section of the courtyard I'm sitting in obviously used to be a graveyard. Maybe the souls of the dead have now learnt to communicate via Bluetooth.

Better go now.
Need more caffeine.
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
That's pretty much how my day goes.

Love to one and all x

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