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23/08/06

English (UK)   Fuck  -  Categories: News  -  @ 10:02:35 am

It's 9.30 in the morning.

Agh.

Today I have my disabled access performance at 1.30pm; the tech for it is at 11am. I went to an Angeleye party last night. It was enjoyable and I danced my proverbial socks off (I wasn't wearing socks, as it happens), but it did mean that I went to sleep at 5am.
I have hence discovered the mathematical equation:
4 hours sleep + porridge = sick

I have also just realised that I forgot to buy coffee again yesterday. SHIT.
If you haven't already gathered from previous comments in this blog, I have a not-insignificant coffee addiction (only real coffee mind, not that instant shite). Yesterday I had a tantrum in my kitchen because there was no coffee left. Today I feel it may escalate to an actual breakdown.

I am quite impressed that I'm actually able to string together sentences at this ludicrous hour of the morning.

(Brief pause where I remembered I had to have a shower and wandered off to do that)

Hello. Back again. I realise I didn't need to tell you that last bit about the shower (in fact, I don't actually NEED to tell you any of this) but I was concerned that some people might see the reference to '9.30' at the beginning of this blog, and then see that it wasn't submitted until 10am, and would either think that I was the slowest typist ever, or that I was lying about the time I started the blog in order to make people more sorry for me. Neither of these is true.

I realise looking back at that last sentence that very few people would actually be anal enough to work out how long I might or might not have spent typing my blog. But I worry about these things.
I'm babbled. That would be the sleep deprivation.
I've just re-read that and realised that I put 'I'm babbled' instead of 'I'm babbling'. It seems appropriate not to delete it.

Help, I need to leave the house and I've got no clothes on

Have to go

Ruth x

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