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24/08/06

English (UK)   Guess hoos back  -  Categories: News  -  @ 07:00:52 pm

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Helllo!! Its Bumblelion agayn! Did yoo miss me? Its beene a long tyme sinse I rote on heer! Iyve beene verry bizzy wotching shows and getting a bit drunked! Last nyte I went to the lybree bar and had lotts of glassis of wyne. I wos so drunked that I felloff my littel Bumblelion byke and hadd to flye home insted (I cann do that becos I am a Bumblelion and I have wingz). Butt I kept flying the rong way and I ended up havving to ask a mann in a kebab shopp how too gett home. Butt hee diddunt know - hee just tryed to trap me and mayke me intoo a kebab! Lukkilee I manidged to byte him on the nose and I eskaped.

Now im in the brooks barr wayting for Ruth too come bak from the toylit. Its a bitt funny that noone has nowticed a little Bumblelion tyeping on a lapptopp. They arr orl too bizzy torking about shows and nyoozpayers and silly old things lyke that.

Ryte, Ruth's coming bak now - Iyd better go.

Love Bumblelion x

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