Hello!

So - apologies about the massive angry rant that was my previous post. I have cheered up immensely now, particularly following some very kind messages from a couple of people, including Mr Ray Peacock / Ian Boldsworth (I never know which one to call him on this...because his name is Ian but his blog name is Ray) a man called Paul, and my lovely friend Lizzy who used the delightful phrase "munted middle-aged heifers" to describe the jealous nasty-message-leaving losers.

So - I have put that little episode to one side and can continue with my plan for world domination and contentment. The plan so far is:
1) Earn money doing something or other
2) Buy more Manolos
3) Realise that buying more Manolos means you can't pay your rent
4) Earn more money, vowing to spend it on rent this time
5) Spend money on books, cds and dvds instead
6) Write screenplay for film
7) Realise I have no experience writing screenplays, panic and think it's shit, then get on with it again
Cool Write songs
Why has that come up as a funny little man instead of an 8?
9) Record songs properly and put on Myspace
10) Get offered lots of money for songs and screenplay, win award, try to do something about global warming and recycling and the unnecessary amount of plastic bags and bottles people use
11) Get a cat.

This morning I went up to the bathroom and discovered a little frog lurking on the stairs. I tried to capture it to take it outside, but it kept leaping everywhere. It was so leapy! It frightened me and I got a bit hysterical. After a while I managed to get it into a box, but I had stupidly used a box with a small hole in it, and the frog leaped out of the hole (even though the hole was about half the size of the frog - how do they do that?). So I got another box, managed to get it into that, and took it outside.
Silly frog. How did it get in? It must have come in through the catflap.
And we don't have a cat, in case you're thinking "Well the cat probably brought it in".

I am massively excited to have booked a(nother) trip to New York...I'm going on my birthday (25th November). I love New York. I've been twice so far - both times last year and both times on my own - this is the first time I will be going with someone else (my boyfriend) which will be rather exciting because it means I can go out dancing without the fear of being attacked by a giant man in a baseball shirt who doesn't find it funny that I accidentally trod on his foot and then told him merrily that 'he would get over it' and who then follows me to the toilet.
This happened last time I went - it's not a general fear of mine.

Catch you later kids

Ruth x

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