20/09/06
Bumblelion and the dream of horses -
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Helloo its Bumblelion agayn! It's been long time no wryte for me - after havving a starrring roll in this blogg, Ive been in torks with a pruducshun cumpany about the possibilitee of mee starrring in my own seerees of tee-vee shows. It will bee corled 'Bumblelion and the funny Porn' and will feechure mee and a little porn corled Harry hoo is smorl and pink and yoozually livvs in the see. Hees trying to brake into show-bizniss azwell - so far his only acting roll has been on Reddy Steddy Cook, where he hadd to pretend to be a shrimp.
I think I mite feel a bit bad wen I meet him tho, becos I ayte sum porns wunce in a porn cocktale. It was tasty!
Ennyway, iff it orl goes ahedd, mee and Harry will be intervyooing celebrittees like Peeter Ondray and dangeruss criminuls lyke Harry Rednap and orlso getting up to orl sorts of hi-jinks lyke sayling and wite worter raffting. Orltho I'm a bitt wurried that if we go wite-worter raffting Harry mite forl out and then he'll dye becos hees a see-worter porn - if he sees worter, he dyes!! HAHA that's a funnee Bumblelion joke.
Speeking of jokes, funny Ruth iz off doing a verry boring job thiss week wear she has too answer fones and tranz-ferr them. It sounds borring - not like beeing a Bumblelion wich is orlways lots of funn! And Bumblelions don't haff to pay rent eethur so I don't haff to do a silly job lyke Ruth duzz - I can just stey at home eeting caykes and wotching telly. Its ace.
I'd beter go now. I want summ choclit.
Love Bumblelion xxx
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