02/10/06
Hungry for love and it's feeding time -
Categories: Baby wo-wo
Oh yeah.
That's a bit from an Alice Cooper song.
I only know this because it's on Wayne's World - not because I like Alice Cooper.
The problem with "real life", I find, is that not much happens.
I went out dancing at the weekend, a man asked me if I had any pills. I find I tend to get asked this quite a lot - noone seems able to believe that I could dance with quite so much fervour without being out of my head on drugs. I wasn't on drugs and didn't have any. Then I went home on the night bus, which was driven by a man who seemed to very much enjoy stopping FOREVER at EVERY bus stop for no discernible reason.
And that's pretty much it.
I watched a weird film (Tarnation - it's basically a two-hour long art film / drug trip that was interesting, but did look rather like the director had gone through every possible special effect on Imovies, making sure he used them all)
I've also been writing some ideas for a topical radio show and then making my housemates think I'm insane by sitting alone in my room talking to the computer in a funny voice.
I'm really hungry.
There are two solutions to that - either 'food' or 'get thinner'.
I wish I could have both.
I fancy watching 'Nine to five' starring Dolly Parton.
I have no idea why.
Ha ha - a man outside my window is trying to get into a parking space that's too small for his car. He'll never do it.
That's the sort of thing that keeps me entertained these days.
Somebody help me.
R x
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