02/10/06
Woo -
Categories: Kick ass! It totally looks like I'm going to be getting my own blog in the actual blog section. The section's been set up, I just don't know how to post stuff there yet.
But watch out, Ruthie P and her mundane ramblings are on their way...
I wonder how long you could live on cabbage before you died of malnutrition?
Ruth x
PS There's a programme on Channel Four tonight called 'The World's Biggest Penis'. I think I've already seen the man who'll be featuring in it on holiday in Cyprus. I didn't personally see the penis in question, but my boyfriend was confronted by it when he went into the men's changing rooms. I think it disturbed him quite a lot.
The man was very odd though. We were laughing at him (secretly) previous to the penis / changing room incident because he was sitting in a tiny pair of trunks (the awful kind that sit far too high on the waist; like a pair of seventies granny pants) eating chips, but squeezing a little individual bit of ketchup from the ketchup sachet onto each individual chip with a great deal of concentration
This obsessive behaviour was explained subsequent to this with the massive penis exposure. The poor man has probably never had sex. Women probably run screaming from his massive donkey schlong.
I was wondering though - there must be freak women with massive oversized fannies...couldn't you just advertise for one in the classified section of the guardian? "Massive penis man seeks big fanny lady for freaky fun". Something like that.
I hope my mum doesn't read this.
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