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04/10/06

English (UK)   Hoorah...for the sound of a poo  -  Categories: News  -  @ 01:16:11 am

So. As you see, my whole Edinburgh blog has now been transferred over to this special new section. In case you're interested, it took exactly one hour.

I am annoyed. I have been watching a pair of Manolos on Ebay for a whole week. They're mental (green with 3D strawberries) but I like them and they were only $60. I was all ready to bid at the end of the auction and then forgot about them and didn't remember until too late.

I realise there are more important things for a girl who already has 51 pairs of Manolos to worry about, like 'friends' and 'leaving the house' (I haven't been out in daylight for two days now) but damn it, I wanted those shoes.

Tomorrow I have to go to the dentist, probably to get my tooth pulled out. It has gone wrong, and now looks more like a small piece of black than a tooth.

I need to do more gigs. I haven't really got my arse into gear since returning from Edinburgh, in terms of live performance. I have spent most of my time writing songs, and pondering what to write my film about. My trouble is, I'm not enormously good at organising things. I can sit quite happily writing away for 12 hours at a time, but when it comes to calling people, booking gigs, and all that general 'interaction' business, I'm not so hot. That reminds me, I keep forgetting to call my friend. Bollocks.
Not to call my friend 'bollocks' - that would be rude.

That joke doesn't really work written down.

I'd better go I suppose. 1am.

1am (One a.m) looks the same as 'LAM' or even 'I am'.
This is something one notices when one has spent 2 days not leaving the house.

Bingle bangle bungle
I don't want to leave the jungle
Oh no no
no no no
Oh no no
No no no.

Ruthus Hound x

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