Well, my Chortle blog-writing has been very poor of late. I've started one a couple of times, then got distracted by the idea of coffee or running away from the mouse that keeps coming for me, and ended up never finishing the post.

Hey ho.

...Brief pause while I get distracted making some coffee, see a mouse and end up dancing about on a chair shrieking for half an hour...

Hello again. Blimey, it's bloody freezing in my house. The winter seems to be coming and going at the moment - one day it's beautifully cold, the next it's piffling around still being a slightly muggy autumn.


So. I did one of those Avalon showcase things last night. They're always entirely petrifying - you have no idea who's in the audience, busy writing you off their 'any chance of getting a job' list. Actually it wasn't so bad. CRAP! I JUST SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY DESK.
Hum.

I went to my grandma's this weekend. It was fun - she lives in a little village in the Peak District - there are horses and fields and rivers and everything - the sort of things you begin to forget exist if you stay in London too long. A lot of my family came over - 18 people in fact, and that isn't even all of them. Family resemblance is a strange thing. There are two sets of identical twins, and many of us look very similar - I think the Turkish bit must have quite strong genetics (my grandad was Turkish). Why am I talking about this?
I don't know.
I don't know anything any more.
Anyway, my 14-year old cousins (who are twins) had brought along a rather hilarious dvd of them messing around with a video camera - usually the sort of thing families watch out of politeness, smiling and nodding - but this was actually funny. The most disturbing part about it though, was seeing how similar their sense of humour and way of acting was to mine. I'm not sure I've developed much since the age of 14. But pish, I like it that way.
I could philosophise with you about the myseries of existence if you wanted, but I think I'd rather throw myself around a room accompanied by 'Macho macho man'.

I seem to be going over my past week in reverse order, so that brings me to Friday, which was spent temping and then going to a friend's birthday - unfortunately I arrived so late (actually not that late - I think midnight is still a respectable time to arrive at a party) that the birthday girl had already become so paralytic that she'd been taken home in a cab.

...Another brief pause where I wandered off to play Take That's 'Back for good' on the piano...

Last week was spent temping at Nickelodeon. Today I have a day off and I plan to spend it buying ingredients for sugar-free oatbran muffins. I'm crazy like that.

I'm not sure there's a lot else to report in the world of Ruth. Or if there is, it's either private or not worth talking about.
See you soon mofos
RP x

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