God damn, my house is freezing.

My house has an aga (you probably know this already, I'm sure I've mentioned it about a thousand times - but it has decided to not be on any more.

The aga has some sort of overly complicated re-lighting device, which involves attempting to sellotape several matches together, poke them through a tiny hole to the back of the aga (for some reason the pilot light has to be half a metre back and completely inaccessible) and relight the thing whilst trying not to blow your eyebrows off (not a good look, unless you particularly want to look like Matt Lucas).

I am drinking some green tea. I found it hiding under a pile of other teas in my kitchen. I think it's gone off. It tastes bad.
Actually I think green tea does just taste bad.
Why can't coffee be good for you?

Pah.

I feel sick now. This can't be good for me.

I am going to go and make coffee instead. Sod the stupid health kick.

Ruth x

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