I have insomnia.

It's 3am and I'm not the least bit tired. I have absolutely no desire to go to bed because I know that when I do, I'll just lie awake for hours fretting about where my life is going and trying to get images of zombies out of my head.

These horrid pictures appear in my head quite a lot of the time - of monsters and rotting things and suchlike. I have no idea why. This is the reason I have to calm myself with cheerful things like the muppets and little songs about bumming.

I have been pretending I have a cat lately. This is perhaps slightly disturbing, particularly in light of the fact that my Edinburgh show was about a mad girl with an imaginary cat.

The thing is, the cat does actually exist, and he comes to visit quite often - but he's not mine. He's just a cat who lives nearby and is a bit of a slut so comes to our house for food and petting when his owners aren't there. I have named him "Mr Plonk".
When I get a cat of my own, this will also be called "Mr Plonk". Even if it is a girl, because I think the name "Mr Plonk" is a very good name indeed.

It's time to go I suppose.

RP x

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Funny Mr Plonk. So small.

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