Fuck.

I spilled coffee on my computer today. It doesn't work any more.
In fact, 'spilled' is not really accurate. 'Poured' perhaps. It was almost an entire cup of coffee. Now not only have I broken my computer, which I cannot begin to afford to repair or replace, but my favourite beverage has been marred by thoughts of a sad little broken ibook, pathetically whirring and clicking itself to death in a sea of black liquid.

So - things aren't going so well. I appear to have some sort of rash on my face - so am beginning to look rather more like the elephant man than I would like, I have absolutely no money, my phone has decided to stop working, I broke my shoe at the Avalon party, and I've accidentally killed a dog (ok, I made that last one up, but I am scared my clumsy idiocy will result in something similar...killing a child or small man perhaps).

The only thing that's keeping me going is the fact that it was my £600 ibook that I ruined, and not my boyfriend's much more expensive brand new Macbook Pro. But then if I had broken that, I probably wouldn't be here right now, I'd be in the process of hanging myself or acquiring a large amount of sleeping pills.

On the plus side, I sold my old printer to Tom Bell for £14, which was enough to buy some new tights. I have no computer, all my songs and writing and photos are lost, but I have some nice green tights - at least when I go insane from relentless bad luck, I can dance about pretending to be Robin Hood, or an elf.

Life is a big poo.

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xx

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