02/05/07
Forgive me -
Categories: I am slightly afraid that the big people at Chortle will take away my blog, due to lack of use. I hope they don't. I know it's been 65 years since I last wrote anything, but I hope the few readers I have left can forgive me. I am now so old and frail that I can barely type and have forgotten how to use a computer. I have employed a robot monkey (very popular here in 2072) to do my typing whilst I dictate my thoughts to him telepathically via my new and very stylish Kate Moss designed telepathy hat (I can't believe she's still going...97 years old and still designing for PC World). I am actually hoping to backdate my blog, so that it appears on the internet in 2007, even though I'm writing it 65 years in the future. I'm pretty sure that will work.
Haven't got a lot to report, really. Now living in Buxton (the only part of the UK not covered in water) and recently went to the new Disneyland on Mount Kilimanjaro. Not really looking forward to being 90 next year, but apparently 90 is the new 45, so I'm planning to have a second midlife crisis and buy an unfeasibly expensive carboat (noone has regular cars any more due to the floods) that I will never use because I get terribly seasick and worry about electricuting myself.
Right, I'm off to have a tasty nutrition meal-pill. Yum.
Ruth x
Project V: www.project-v.net
My website: www.ruthpickett.co.uk
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