Still not online. Those seemingly helpful people at Virgin still haven't sent me my box of internet, which is most disappointing. So I am currently sitting in the Fremantle offices, like some sort of weirdo whilst everyone else is at lunch, using their nice wireless internet. Hooray for me.

I'm not entirely sure what to do with myself at the moment. I have a few grand schemes hidden away in my head, but whilstever they remain in my head they are not enormously useful. It's also got to that 'are you doing edinburgh' stage of the year and I'm feeling a little left out of the party...but also quite glad that I'm not doing it. It was so exhausting last year, and I wouldn't want to do things by halves and just go up for the sake of it. I'll probably go back next year - it will be like the Take That comeback only on a much smaller scale and with less Jason Orange.

Actually, maybe I could do a double act with Jason Orange. That would be worth seeing. "Pickett and Orange". It's a shame my surname isn't "Lemon". Perhaps Jason Orange should teem up with popular celebrity baby Apple Martin, thus creating the hilarious duo, "Apple and Orange". Though the enormous age gap would probably make it weird and wrong.
Shame.

Also I need time to plan a lavish engagement party, which, if my bank account has anything to do with it, won't actually be lavish at all - it will be more like an engagement huddle.

Maybe I should dye my hair platinum blonde. Like the Wormwood wife in Matilda.
No, I don't want to look like her.

Have to leave. R x

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