There are so many things going wrong at the moment, I am literally just waiting for someone to stab me and steal my shoes.
It's not even sod's law govering my life - it's worse than that.
It's Shit's law.
Crap's Law.
Crap's Law Sounds like something out of a Beckett play.
Which would just involve everything lots of disembodied limbs flying about and everything in life being a metaphor for death.

Actually, the shoes I'm currently wearing are only worth £3.50 (in a loss-prevention measure should someone actually decide to steal them). They are smelly and old but i like them.
A bit like grandparents.

It's very cold where I'm working. My fingernails are turning blue.
Perhaps orks are near
(you know, like in lord of the rings where the sword glows blue when orks are near)

I think i've bruised my ribs. It hurts when I breathe.

Oh my god! Janis Martin is still alive! She's a wicked 50's rockabilly singer - just found a youtube video of her from 2006 looking like Marlene from Neighbours...

A rockin' Marlene from Neighbours.
In a jewelled poncho.

I hope never to own a jewelled poncho.

See you later, hopefully, if I'm not stabbed and shoeless by then

R x

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