Well, I seem to have well and truly disappeared, don't I.

I've been busy. Not doing anything interesting, mind, but busy nonetheless.
Turns out that earning money is tricky and time-consuming. Bum.

I'm planning to start my video diaries soon. They will feature a range of delights.
It seems like a great idea but it never comes to fruition.
Like a disappointing fruit tree.
FRUIT TREE FRUIT TREE

Is there anyone in the world called Leviathan Sprat?

Going to New York in a couple of weeks. I can't actually wait.
I actually can't wait.

I belong in New York. It has just the balance of neuroticism and cool.
I SHALL BUY BAGELS!
Oh yes I shall.
Delicious pumpernickel and raisin bagels that you can't buy over here from 'Ess a bagel' where the funny angry fat man yells a terrible impression of the queen at you and they look at you funny if you ask for the pumpernickel and raisin bagel toasted with jam.

Pumpernickel bagel and delicious jam
Is what I will eat in old Amsterdam.

AND I SHALL BUY TASTY D-LITE!
Whenever I go to New York I live almost entirely on this INCREDIBLE icecream substitute that comes in a range of improbable flavours

Tasty Delite
Tasty Delite
Eat it eat it day and night

God damn I'm excited.

I hope I don't die of boredom before I get there.

R x