I've got deleted off the main page of Chortle, which is fair enough, as I don't think I've actually posted anything in about a year.
But the wicked thing is, my blog itself doesn't seem to have been deleted, which means I can continue it for my own private amusement, like most things in my life.
Like thinking.

In fact, I think so much of the time blogs end up being written so much with an audience / reader in mind that they cease to be what I think they should really be - which is thoughts typed on a little screen (or a big screen if you are rich and have a fancy computer).

So. Hi there.

I've been writing songs recently. I'm trying to get my act together (literally and figuratively) and start a monthly comedy night, but I keep being tired and falling asleep instead. It simply won't do. It's also tricky to find the balance between a venue that charges £50,000 plus 99% of the ticket price, and one where it's cheap but I fear I may be mauled to death by large red-faced men with beer-stained man boobs.

I love that my blog hasn't been deleted! So happy!

I HAVE A LITTLE FRIEND CALLED DAVE NOW.

(I didn't mean to write that in capitals, I just knocked the button on by accident).

Dave actually belongs to the people in the flat upstairs, but he comes to visit to scrounge for food and do his impression of a cat (he does this quite well, it entertains me for many hours). Clever Dave, so good at looking like a cat.

We had to sell Peggy - did I mention that before? Well, we did. Turns out a car in London is a bad and expensive idea, let alone a car that feels like travelling inside a small tin can and that makes disturbing noises and doesn't like it when you try to turn corners or reverse or drive faster than 40 miles an hour. Poor Peggy.

I must go - I need to see if posting this actually works before I spend ages writing it.

Love to no one (as in, no one will read this as it's now a secret blog) xx

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